My new go-to in this time of emergency: Panera Coffee

Low-cost coffee daily for a lifelong coffee drinker? I’m on it.

I’m unusual, I’d say. I would make a bad first date. I don’t follow popular culture like a typical American, so I fall short at small talk. I’m not exactly open to hearing what others thrive on talking about — The Bachelor, seriously! — because I’ve got my own…